tide

My name is Jill and I am a klutz. I spill on everything, whether it’s a new carpet, myself, or on the dinner table. Sometimes I trip for no reason… I honestly don’t know why, perhaps I’m a bit spastic? Basically, a Tide to-go stick is a must-have accessory. It’s actually a must-have accessory for me at all times. I’ve dropped cameras in the toilet (my sister’s, not mine) and spilled spaghetti sauce all over a white shirt (also, my sister’s… ) and while Tide to-go can’t help with a water-logged camera, it actually got all the red sauce out of my shirt. I’m not even sure if my sister knew (if you’re reading this now, sorry!) This is not a sponsored post, by the way. I am literally going to register at Tide for my wedding.

Obviously I love black and there may be a method to the madness as you can barely see spills (gotta love that lack of colour). Anyway, this lovely outfit is pretty much a klutz’s nightmare, with the white skirt and pale blue/grey knit sweater. Be sure to take a Tide to-go pen with you.

If you’re a klutz put your hand up, but slowly and far away from your wine glass, please.

Aritzia sweater (sold out- similar Free People on sale)

photos by Alexa